Humor - Medicine for Stress

It is said that the reason why we laugh at something funny, because we hear the truth. Comedy, in a way that is the hardest of all the dialogue!

There is humor based on the hand

"I have never been convicted or even accused of shining. There is insufficient evidence."

"Your elevator does not go all the way up."

"I said, for some reason, people do not seem to me as silly, not you hear me the first time?"

"No, I've neverbelong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat all my life. "- Will Rogers

Minister, that stopped after weaving on the main street in his car from the city
Constable: "Officer, I drank water from the bottle."

Officer: "What have you in this bottle of wine, not water."

ministser: "Alleluia, He's done it again!"

It is the humor on deliberate misuse of language or logic.

"Do not ever misunderestimate me." - George W.Bush

"You can fool some people all the time. They are the ones you concentrate on that." - George W. Bush

"Managing a great team player was 80 percent talent and 60 percent of executives genius." - Casey Stengel

Forecasts: "With the deepening of the tropical seclusion, we can expect intense scottered thundershatters. It can also rain hail-sized balls."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra

Q: I want this ordo that? "

Answer: "Yes."

"Let's be reasonable. We'll do it my way."

"Heads you win and tails I lose."

There is humor based on exaggeration.

Jump Doctor: "The wart on the nose must. It is precancerous."

Patient: "Can I get a second opinion, would you mind?"

Doctor: "Heck no, it's too ugly!"

"The fog is so thick that the continent is cut off from England."

"I run so fast, I sometimes second base in front of myShadow. "- Satchel Page or Pee Wee Reese

There is humor based on false compliments and double messages

"You sir, are a brave man. Not everyone has the courage to complain and whine in public."

"I'm always running my wife's cooking I'm sorry. Give her credit. Finally, she broke the dog eating from the table." - Red Skelton

"Those are all wrapped up in himself to come in small packages." - Benjamin Franklin

"You need a big wheel, becauseYou keep going in circles. "

"Anthony Eden is like a ripe bannana: all full of black spots on the outside, soft and mushy on the inside." - Winton Churchill

Churchill, Lady Astor: "You, madam, ar ugly."

Lady Astor to Churchill: "You, sir, are drunk."

Churchill, Lady Astor: "But in the morning I shall be sober."

Lady Astor to Churchill: "Sir, if we were married, I would poison into his tea."

Churchill, Lady Astor: "If I am your man Iit would be to drink. "

There is humor, stories used to make the point.

An artist went under the contract to paint the church. He planned to divert some of the paint and sell them to the side. The plan has worked well: He was commissioned to paint the church inside and out. He held the dilution of the color and the sale of paint bucket well. The plan worked. Nobody noticed, and he became rich.

Then one day a huge dark cloud formed over the church. It started to rain,within and outside the church until the last drop of the new color was washed away. First, the cloud parted to allow a very bright beam of light coming from the cloud to panter groveling face down in the mud, terrified. A voice came to light, and she said: "Repaint. Repaint. Go and thin no more."

The moral of this article? Humor goes a long way to defuse the tension and stress. Use plenty of it, both at home and at work. If all else fails, say somethingfunny.

And, oh yes, make sure that the humor is appropriate. Do not tell funny stories apparently died at the wake are not stupid to say when your boss tries jokes Vice President, to advise you on how to improve your performance!

Above all, never, never use sarcasm. Sarcasm, while funny, painful and even then it is not appropriate. Humor to help us not hurt to laugh.